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Who: The Benz&Edge's

What: Our annual Christmas tree desecration party, in which assorted stooges put homemade, stupendously cool decorations on our unsuspecting evergreen. We've only got one rule: You CAN'T buy the decoration.

Where: 11517 Hardin Valley Road. I-40 to Campbell Station Road exit. North on Campbell Station road until it Ts. Go left at the T on Hardin Valley Road. Our house is exactly 1/10th mile on the righthand side of the road. We'll have it lit up, but watch closely. It can be tough to spot.
Or if you prefer, head north on Pellissippi, take the Hardin Valley Road exit, then head west (toward Pellissippi State) for 2.4 miles. The house will be on the right. Map? Lost? Call 691-7731.

When: Saturday, Dec. 12 at 7 p.m. Children are welcome.

Why: Because it's what Brian Boitano would do.

How: Make your own decoration. We'll have beer, Spiney's infamous margaritas, non-alcoholic beverages and vats of steaming green chile. Extra beverages and/or food will be welcome but aren't required.